Lizardrat wrote:

Goboin uden lo! Goblin over lurk! GOBLIN GOBLIN LIZARD HISS! Goboin uden lo criesa alla lil' finger-sucklings, cry cry! Lauuuugh as they shriek inna small-voice 'cos they isn't growed yet enough for makin' fights against the Lizardrat. They calla fo' guards, but hissflash I pop 'em fingas in me mouth then you see the guards come runnin' into whatta they call "orfanage" or "orc fannage" but what I call "dessert farm."

These paleys think they so smart, but they so dumb! See? Puttin' alla them tasty treat children inna one house, issa like they wanna Lizardrat come sneakin' in for night-time snacks, why you put them all there, paley King, if you no wanna have a Lizardrat come livin' in yo' house eatin' yo' childrens?

Forra time I live in big rat-haven calla Stormwind. A rat friend come squeakin' up to me one day, says to me, Lizardrat, O King of Rats, we have prepareds a very nice home for you to come lives in, in the Majestic Sewers of Rat-Haven, whatta the paleys call "Stormwind!" Scoffnose! Lizardrat squeakin' thinkin' drinkin' blood an' 'e looks atta Grin, an' 'e thinksa bein' Rat King inna Rat-Haven, an' next thing ya know the Lizardrat's creepin' into Rat-Haven wid 'is knifes already bleedin' rednoise from the throatvictim outside the gates. Takes a bitta dat rednoise for 'is inks, 'cause one day some magic-hand fairyface is gonna get 'dis diary an say, "Ahrumb! Lizardrat is the great mind of this era!" an' Lizardrat's gon' be cacklecrying with laughter 'cos fairyface thens gonna have rednoise pourin' out 'is throat 'cos Lizardrat was behind him all along! No one eva gonna get my diary! MINE! HEE.

Eny weighs, my King-dome was a very nice, nice see? Sea of rats, see? See them in sewage sea, swimmin' see? Rats go up inna upper Rat-Haven bring back tasty reports -Delegoth sleepin' AGAIN- time for makin' stomach pumps wid' 'is stomach an' my pumpin' knifes... seeeeeee heeee hee hee! All is good forra few weeks, Lizardrat suckin' fat flesh from the finga-biscuits of orc-fannage dessert delights, thatta paley King, so mumblefaded, put inna one big wood-box jus' waitin' for King Lizardrat to snatch up for mid-time speaky snacks.

But even them paleys got noses that knows sniffin' "No!" Lizardrat says 'cos 'e knows that them noses be sniffin' inna sewage, whatta I like forra breakfast teas, sewer-tea, mm taste so good, smell so FRESH butta them sniffin' nose knows thatta they sniffin' a deathstench, the stench of a Lizardrat. Paley guards quakefeet when the see the finger-biscuit bones alla in my chambers, but they no see the Lizardrat, perched aboves them wid' 'is knifes screamin' death noise in 'is mind, "KILL KILL KILL" THEY SAYS, "LIZARDRAT GO NOW STRIKE KILL CUT MAIM CUT STAB SLICE BITE CHEW TEAR HACK SLICE KILL KILL KILL."

Butta Lizardrat so clever, 'cos 'e knows them voices tellin' KILL KILL KILL they got real good sense, real good, see? But Lizardrat so clever 'e not listen this one time, 'e letta 'is Lizard eyes pass ova them paley scum-faces as they go back an' tella guard boss boutta lotta finga-biscuit bone-scraps left inna some strange room widda big pile of ragged orc-fannage dessert delight blood-clothes lookin' like they is some Lizardrat bed. Voices inna head hurtin' Lizardrat bad now, makin' 'im cut 'is hands and legs 'cause they so angry gotta have BLOOD but Lizardrat clever inna pain-pickle, always, always so cool, so fox, that 'e waits forra guard captain to come back, 'e leavin' 'is two quake-feet guard scums behind 'cos they so is afraid of the Den of the Lizardrat.

The voices quiet-time, nap-time now. Only after bedtime drink of warm BLOOD. Good for skin, see? Guards so scared they quit Rat-Haven, leave Lizardrat to suckle down on thems finger fats for a time still.

*The savage handwriting trails off, as if the author became distracted and hastily stopped his narrative for the time.*

*An unintelligible scribbling in some strange red ink*

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