Deamseer Xibalbah sits by the fire of her chamber meditating. The sound of something being dragged across the floor broken between sporadic squeaks. Xi opens her eyes and sees the tanuki pushing a leather bag in her direction. She arches her eyebrow at it as it stops a few few away.
The tanuki stands on its hind legs, salutes and begins to pantomime. With one paw hand it makes a flapping birds bill at it mouth. With its other paw it points at its eye and then makes a small circular motion pointing to its head.
Xi smirks and replys "Croweye? He Sendin' Yah?"
The tanuki claps its paws, chitters at Xi and points to the bag. Xi looks over at the bag and notices across one side crooked bad text reads "RePortFicatives!" It seems to be scrawled in grease.
Hesitantly she opens the bag and peers in...
Giant Broad leaves, sheets of leather, a small wooden box with the words "Carefuls Noo Dropie!!!" written in red on the top. A fish, some sheets of bark. Everything except the fish has been written on. Xi takes out the box and the sheets of bark. The words were burned into the bark the sentences all even more fractured and unintelligible than when Crow talks.
"Oh dis be a mess! What is all dis? Dida he even go to Zouchin Village as he was ordered?"
The Tanuki nods, walks over and takes the bark sheets from Xi. Tanuki begins to lay out the sheets. It begins to rearrange them the torn edges completely mismatched, sometimes over lapping in places. The Tanuki rebuilds the rugsized "Report" by matching up greasy finger prints and blood stains. It steps away and looks up at Xi with a shrug. The barksheet report is about as legible as its going to get for Croweye.
Repportificative #CSSM-KLLR-1+AM
Crow Recon Objective Zouchin Trolly Talkbox Be gotta sneakin Chef Manny need know so Crow sees him and Grabs him askin Chef he good at sneakin Chef say not bad We go Northtime. Fatbear Balloonbear. Crow play nice nice with ballonbear Given him a keg as a "tip" for ride down. Extrastrong dumbhead potions forgetting grinfaces.
Crow n Chef find lotta hills round n round trolly town. Hard in fortlike hillgates. Crow think gotta sneakins Manny get watchin duty Crow glues brush on hat. Makin talkinboxes Showed Chef talkbox tell him button talk, no button hear! gotit! Lotta Trollys difernt tribes Sneak all over long time lookin look for a Chief for Chef thats good spy times!
Talkbox to Sneakin Chef "Goin swimmin!" Isle short swimmin easy More n More Trolly Crow sneak lookin lookin Found a hill Trolly Khar'zul lookin smart big Big tables skulls n skulls Goodspot! Crow puts a talkbox no talkin no stuck buttons in skull pile. Crow sneak run go gettin Chef n run went to Basecampin checkin box hears ok pretty good Crow dont know trolly talk.
Xibalbah frowns at the report it could still use some clarification. The tanuki walks over to the the small wooden box with the red lettering on top. Opens the lid leans in and pushes the black button on the front of the strange metal "talkbox" inside. A deep basso of trollish chanting crackles from the box. Another troll voice reports in and takes orders. Xibalbah hears the Troll warrior reply "Ya Prophet Khar'zul By you command."
Xi smirks to herself and then look over at the tanuki.
"Not bad. Any ting else?"
The Tanuki nods and walks over to the bag and pulls out the fish...